tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-58058037956412399062012-02-16T00:49:09.630-08:00Noahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18049417302695277457noreply@blogger.comBlogger151100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5805803795641239906.post-17399374070101292172007-07-28T08:57:00.000-07:002007-07-28T09:02:29.867-07:00Date: Sat, 28 Jul 2007 04:50:09 -0700 (PDT)<br />From: xxxxx@google.com<br /><br />Hi:<br /><br />My name is Jeff. And this blog is so not funny.<br /><br />Thank you.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5805803795641239906-1739937407010129217?l=tellittothecloud.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ralphhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14302668652307951980noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5805803795641239906.post-17430773778698935102007-07-24T18:45:00.000-07:002007-07-24T18:47:00.566-07:00Corrolary: The Cloud has more time than you.<br /><br />Addendum: A lot more time. Fear the cloud.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5805803795641239906-1743077377869893510?l=tellittothecloud.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Noahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18049417302695277457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5805803795641239906.post-45982545563061542412007-07-07T13:18:00.000-07:002007-07-07T13:20:14.977-07:00The Cloud is like a clown car in cyberspace.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5805803795641239906-4598254556306154241?l=tellittothecloud.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ralphhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14302668652307951980noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5805803795641239906.post-53403015222597525422007-07-07T13:10:00.000-07:002007-07-07T13:29:11.868-07:00I said, Hey! You! Get off of my cloud<br />Hey! You! Get off of my cloud<br />Hey! You! Jeff Veen!<br />Get off of my cloud!<br />Don't hang around 'cause web two's a crowd<br />Seriously, off the f'ing cloud baby<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5805803795641239906-5340301522259752542?l=tellittothecloud.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ralphhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14302668652307951980noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5805803795641239906.post-27516841608068137722007-07-07T06:00:00.001-07:002007-07-07T06:03:52.324-07:00I wonder if someday the cloud will determine that humans are antithetical to its existence, and begin using mankind's man-made weaponry, feed readers, and lolkat generators with the goal of exterminating the global human population.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5805803795641239906-2751684160806813772?l=tellittothecloud.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ralphhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14302668652307951980noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5805803795641239906.post-86884025243245099972007-07-06T13:27:00.000-07:002007-07-06T13:29:28.532-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_Zsx1jVXCAtI/Ro6mIPTQs2I/AAAAAAAAAAM/2y7qqLD8VZQ/s1600-h/images.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_Zsx1jVXCAtI/Ro6mIPTQs2I/AAAAAAAAAAM/2y7qqLD8VZQ/s320/images.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5084183689824351074" border="0" /></a><br /> Say cloudosphere again!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5805803795641239906-8688402524324509997?l=tellittothecloud.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ralphhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14302668652307951980noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5805803795641239906.post-22156485164094091932007-07-06T13:25:00.000-07:002007-07-06T13:26:50.284-07:00"Fundamentally, it's better to keep your money in the bank than in your pocket," Schmidt said, adding that the metaphor could be applied to keeping your software on the server.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5805803795641239906-2215648516409409193?l=tellittothecloud.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ralphhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14302668652307951980noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5805803795641239906.post-46698092973904269192007-07-06T12:35:00.000-07:002007-07-06T13:02:06.447-07:00Rows and flows of betaware<br />And Google apps all in the air<br />And Flickr albums everywhere<br />I've looked at clouds that way<br />Blogs and tweets and wiki feeds<br />A dizzy dancing my space page<br />As every fairy tale comes real<br />I've looked at clouds that way<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5805803795641239906-4669809297390426919?l=tellittothecloud.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ralphhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14302668652307951980noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5805803795641239906.post-71026473548224362692007-07-06T11:57:00.000-07:002007-07-06T11:59:21.182-07:00... is like a visible mass of condensed droplets, frozen crystals suspended in the atmosphere above the surface of the Earth and filled with porn.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5805803795641239906-7102647354822436269?l=tellittothecloud.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ralphhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14302668652307951980noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5805803795641239906.post-63089407217375433152007-07-06T11:55:00.001-07:002007-07-06T11:56:47.345-07:00No one can hear you meme.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5805803795641239906-6308940721737543315?l=tellittothecloud.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ralphhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14302668652307951980noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5805803795641239906.post-7504162569117628632007-07-06T11:54:00.001-07:002007-07-06T11:54:48.477-07:00the Cloud.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5805803795641239906-750416256911762863?l=tellittothecloud.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ralphhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14302668652307951980noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5805803795641239906.post-36559822699206909622007-07-06T11:53:00.001-07:002007-07-06T11:53:33.142-07:00...coming soon (currently in early Beta!)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5805803795641239906-3655982269920690962?l=tellittothecloud.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Noahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18049417302695277457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5805803795641239906.post-76712372280357970562007-07-06T11:49:00.000-07:002007-07-06T11:50:17.777-07:00Cloud?!??!?!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5805803795641239906-7671237228035797056?l=tellittothecloud.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ralphhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14302668652307951980noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5805803795641239906.post-88746008333339313052007-07-06T11:48:00.002-07:002007-07-06T11:49:09.844-07:00Because the blogosphere is not listening.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5805803795641239906-8874600833333931305?l=tellittothecloud.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ralphhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14302668652307951980noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5805803795641239906.post-12143896880922517122007-07-06T11:48:00.001-07:002007-07-06T11:48:41.264-07:00There are no first posts in the Cloud.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5805803795641239906-1214389688092251712?l=tellittothecloud.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ralphhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14302668652307951980noreply@blogger.com0