From the mailbag...

Date: Sat, 28 Jul 2007 04:50:09 -0700 (PDT)
From: xxxxx@google.com

Hi:

My name is Jeff. And this blog is so not funny.

Thank you.

Rule: Do not get into an argument with someone who has more time than you.

Corrolary: The Cloud has more time than you.

Addendum: A lot more time. Fear the cloud.

Beep beep

The Cloud is like a clown car in cyberspace.

Hands where we can see them and step away from the cloud...

I said, Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Hey! You! Jeff Veen!
Get off of my cloud!
Don't hang around 'cause web two's a crowd
Seriously, off the f'ing cloud baby

Nice cloud...

I wonder if someday the cloud will determine that humans are antithetical to its existence, and begin using mankind's man-made weaponry, feed readers, and lolkat generators with the goal of exterminating the global human population.

Go ahead...

Say cloudosphere again!

Cloud bank

"Fundamentally, it's better to keep your money in the bank than in your pocket," Schmidt said, adding that the metaphor could be applied to keeping your software on the server.