Saturday, July 28, 2007

From the mailbag...

Date: Sat, 28 Jul 2007 04:50:09 -0700 (PDT)
From: xxxxx@google.com

Hi:

My name is Jeff. And this blog is so not funny.

Thank you.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Rule: Do not get into an argument with someone who has more time than you.

Corrolary: The Cloud has more time than you.

Addendum: A lot more time. Fear the cloud.

Saturday, July 7, 2007

Beep beep

The Cloud is like a clown car in cyberspace.

Hands where we can see them and step away from the cloud...

I said, Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Hey! You! Jeff Veen!
Get off of my cloud!
Don't hang around 'cause web two's a crowd
Seriously, off the f'ing cloud baby

Nice cloud...

I wonder if someday the cloud will determine that humans are antithetical to its existence, and begin using mankind's man-made weaponry, feed readers, and lolkat generators with the goal of exterminating the global human population.

Friday, July 6, 2007

Go ahead...


Say cloudosphere again!

Cloud bank

"Fundamentally, it's better to keep your money in the bank than in your pocket," Schmidt said, adding that the metaphor could be applied to keeping your software on the server.

Clouds...

Rows and flows of betaware
And Google apps all in the air
And Flickr albums everywhere
I've looked at clouds that way
Blogs and tweets and wiki feeds
A dizzy dancing my space page
As every fairy tale comes real
I've looked at clouds that way

Sometimes I think the Web...

... is like a visible mass of condensed droplets, frozen crystals suspended in the atmosphere above the surface of the Earth and filled with porn.

In the Cloud...

No one can hear you meme.

Do not taunt...

the Cloud.

iCloud

...coming soon (currently in early Beta!)

I can haz...

Cloud?!??!?!!

Tell it to the Cloud...

Because the blogosphere is not listening.

In the cloud...

There are no first posts in the Cloud.